Growing Pains…Affiliates and Associates?

I just learned how to become an associate and affiliate of a few big named companies. Let me tell you, it sounded so simple. It took me about three hours (not including my internet interruption from the storm) to set it up, and I still could not get it right. I give up on the … Continue reading Growing Pains…Affiliates and Associates?

Growing Pains… Children’s Book Blues

Impatience, I never learn. I created a website for merchandise based on my children's book characters, I created a standing site for an email list that will giveaway a secret story ( I am in the process of creating the illustrations, ugh), and I updated information on a few of my social media accounts ( … Continue reading Growing Pains… Children’s Book Blues

Growing Pains…Children’s Books? Yeah, They’re Tough To Format!

I thought this would be cake. Boy, was I wrong. I thought I would be slick by taking the techniques from South Park and cutting the heads off my characters, using the same backgrounds multiple times, only creating a few different body parts. Nope, that was only half the battle. I LOVE to paint and … Continue reading Growing Pains…Children’s Books? Yeah, They’re Tough To Format!

Growing Pains… Writing In a New Genre, Children’s Books

That might be the reason why I am creating a new genre. The new genre is no pressure. It is similar to the 'fun with no pressure' attitude I had almost two months ago. I am giving myself a pseudonym. Robby Ellie will be writing my children's books. I don't want parents confusing my novellas and my children's books.  I can't imagine a parent buying "Wendy's Song" for their five-year-old and reading about drugs, rape, and a fatal car accident. I highly doubt they'll ever buy another one of my books about a little girl that is friends with a monkey.